Thursday 15 October 2015

Secrets exposed

 Ohhh what you want to talk about sex, no that’s not something a good girl does. We sit in the corner drinking tea folding washing, and we only do it to procreate. Come on girls and boys grab your wine kick your feet up and share your stories. Feel liberated feel free, Feel good. and don’t be afraid to say I think sex is bloody awesome.

This blog is for every woman and every man who has ever thought I wonder if these things only ever happen to me. Is this feeling normal? Do I desire too much or too little? These are conversations that we have had many times.

We are two thirty-something-year-old Newcastle women who were separated and thrust into the single market.  We are girls who had limited sexual experience as we had been with our partners from 16 years of age and were committed and faithful. We were missionaries, if you know what we mean and if you’re a bit slow I mean the sex we had been a little unadventurous and was not always good. Although this had not been the fault of our partners more to do with the fact that we were young and still unsure of the morality of sex what was right wrong or appropriate. We felt uncomfortable talking about it and with most of the people around us sex was a taboo subject, even if they would have been fine talking about it, we probably would not have known how to broach the subject.

Our thirty’s have been liberating we are now open with our friends and wonder why we have not always been that way. Our relationships still would have still broken down, but sex with our exes might have been more fulfilling if only we had not been so sexually unaware.
We encourage you not to damage the sex lives of the future generation by putting so much stigmatism on sex. Our children when they come of age, need to be informed, careful but also aware. Sex is a beautiful natural thing that should not be entered into lightly but is a vital part of our human nature, having this knowledge will ensure a healthy sexual attitude and a happy and well-adjusted life.

In saying all of this mum and dad, please read no further as throughout this blog we will be sharing some of our experiences among those of others who have wished to share some of their intimate stories of the "S" word, and yes we have noticed it does also spell sword and there will be stories of those as well.

To the people who have gotten this far and are already red and flustered its ok. Go and have a nice cup of tea we understand, we to would have done just that a few years ago. To everyone else buckle up cause were going for a ride of the sexual kind.

The "S" word,  there different needs for different people. Some need it often some never, and some are little deviates. We would say we have had it all, but then you would call us the other "S" word and to be completely honest it would also be a lie. Hell, we are writing this blog, so you are probably already are, but we know we are not and that we have healthy attitudes towards sex, yes we said. Sex sex sex sex sex. It’s not a bad word it’s a wonderful and exciting word, it’s in our music the books we pretend we don’t read and the movies that we watch. It’s our sexy little secret but let’s stop the hiding and start to be more honest with ourselves and embrace the beauty of this most personal of all the human interactions.

There is a place for all levels of intimacy from the one night stand to the full passion of the honeymoon night. No matter where you are at, in your sexual journey you are at the place that you currently meant to be. It seems that so many people are getting married or are in relationships for the wrong reason. Why are we expected to live in a life of bad sex or dysfunction? Life and sex should be joy and passion, not hurt and resentment.

Men and women have morphed in recent years with the introduction of the internet, in some ways we have become bolder, for example, the selfies and the sword shot, ohhh so many pictures of swords. It amazes us how many men these days have sword pride it’s like hi
Ohhh wow and there’s your sword I don’t even know your name but I know if you’re circumcised or not, and if it’s not sword pictures its bold sex requests. It’s like "hey how you going I only just want to!! I don’t need your name or number I just want to screw!" And were like "hey how you going sorry you can’t get through we also don’t need your name or your number and how about SCREW YOU!" Maybe now and then your answer might be "Hey, how you are going I want just the same as you, so let’s find a room and go at it for a few."
It’s a running joke with us now so how many jackasses tried it this week? We share and compare and go Ohh why did they have to be a jerk I liked that one, or well at least they were good for something.

People! Don't think that because you wait before going all the way people will stick around, they now have got us all figured out and will wait then still run. If someone is not at a stage in their life where they are ready for a committed relationship, they will not be having breakfast. No it's nothing you did it is just the way it is, and really who are you trying to kid you saw it coming, but at the end of the day passion and hormones won out, hey if it felt good don’t knock yourself just look at it as a beautiful human connection that was not meant to be anything more.

Most of the sexual experiences that we have had are often in vaults at the back of our mind and are never shared, but we are about to open the vault and expose all those little “S” word secrets from people's experiences all across the world.

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